Saturday 3 November 2007

Xxxtra Confessions of a working girl

In response to Penguin my publishers now wanting to title second book ‘Xxxtra Confessions of a working girl’
And I said ‘what they want me to write hard core porn? because they do know that’s what xxx means x soft core porn or girl on girl stuff, xx is classified straight sex and xxx is hard core and anal action’ I don’t buy that much porn but even I know that.'

My agent said along the lines of, No the general public will think it means a ‘bit saucy’.
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Email to my Agent this week:
‘Ok I am laughing my socks off ... of course everyone knows what tripple X means..I have a friend that’s a Sunday school teacher and even she knows what that means !and she knows nothing of the sex industry..why does everyone think I don’t know what the public thinks or knows??? Hell my family are white blooming picket fence and as about public in general as it gets and they would know that. so if we stood on the street and asked the public if xxx meant saucy or hard core porn, Penguin are telling they wouldnt say porn?
..my other straight friend (that doesn’t know what I do and I mentioned in passing of a friend writing a book with xxx in the title said ..I kid you not ...'oh my god hard core porn!'..so yes the public know ..they read the same news papers that everyone else reads..
Am I livening in a whole other country or something here?
lol we are in 2007 right..

Bless you all..this is sooo funny... fairly saucy my ass..Oh I love you..this cracks me up...
Fine with me, but I am not giving money back if people ask for a refund...
Is Tesco going to go for that really?...have they said so???

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So It looks like I am going to write hard core porn book without the hard bit..
So more like a book with an erection problem?